About Your Dog Drew This

Somewhere along the way, pet portraits got too serious. Oil paintings. Renaissance costumes. Dramatic lighting. Your dog eats socks — he doesn't need a commission worthy of the Louvre.

We went the other direction. Your Dog Drew Thismakes portraits that look like they were drawn by a very confident five-year-old, a shaky-handed art school dropout, or someone discovering a computer mouse for the first time. The magic is that they're still, undeniably, YOUR pet. Same crooked ear. Same judgmental stare. Just… worse.

Every single portrait is reviewed by a human before it reaches you, because there's a fine line between "so bad it's perfect" and just bad. We take that line very seriously. It's the only thing we take seriously.